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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 8, 2009 19:14:03 GMT -5
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Post by Emma on Sept 8, 2009 20:09:19 GMT -5
One of my legit life's goals is to go into a Walmart, preferably in the south, and wreak havoc.
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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 8, 2009 20:37:38 GMT -5
Rachel and I are constantly having to go to WalMart here in TN when the family gets together, I'm not sure we wreak havok but we do run down the frozen food isles, making the lights turn on (it's magic!). Sometimes we're in our pajamas. (don't get dirty, dodgy)
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Post by Turcote on Sept 8, 2009 20:59:37 GMT -5
It's always an adventure.
One time Skullet went in to buy a crapload of condoms to decorate our newly-married aunt's car with, and our 14 year old girl cousin really wanted to go with him.....yeah, we had a good time imagining what observers interpreted THAT as. Liz and I were smart and stayed in the car.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 9, 2009 2:26:59 GMT -5
14 year old girls never want to buy a crapload of condoms with me. This is charming
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Post by Turcote on Sept 9, 2009 13:12:48 GMT -5
All of America is just as charming, let me tell you. Unfortunately, it isn't the minority of Americans that People of Walmart is highlighting....most of us are like that.
Awwww, Emma, that's great that one of your life goals is to go to a Wal-Mart. Come visit me and Liz, and we'll make sure to hook you up. It's really a life experience that cannot be missed.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 9, 2009 13:51:23 GMT -5
What do they have at Walmart that's so great? Apart from the clientele, obviously...
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Post by Emma on Sept 9, 2009 17:11:35 GMT -5
What do they have at Walmart that's so great? Apart from the clientele, obviously... It's not so much the stuff in there, it's the fact that I wanna see some of these awesome people from peopleofwalmart.com with my own eyes, up close!! That is totally worth the price of the plane ticket! Walmart's like a zoo for people.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 10, 2009 4:40:25 GMT -5
Oh awsum. If you pay extra, will you get to pet some of them for half an hour? Cos I might just go along, if so.
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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 10, 2009 19:41:36 GMT -5
"Walmart is like a zoo for people" - hahahaha, true! WalMart is an unfortunate evil in my life. Stuff is cheap there!
Next time we're at a WalMart, Rachel, which I'm sure will be the next time we see each other, let's take some covert pics for our foreign friends.
Were you there when we saw that guy with that huge fatty growth neck thing? And we were laughing until we almost peed and also went to hell, but seriously, it was so wrong and messed up?
In Hannibal, it's THE only place to buy anything, so you can't go without running into people you know. Hannibal people.
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Post by Turcote on Sept 10, 2009 22:09:47 GMT -5
OMG I had forgotten about the Jabba-the-Neck dude! Oh man, that was SO tragic, but simultaneously HILARIOUS. I couldn't stop looking. It was like his head was sitting in a big puddle of flesh pudding that had congealed on top of his shoulders.
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Post by Emma on Sept 11, 2009 11:00:16 GMT -5
I can't stop staring.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 11, 2009 11:25:38 GMT -5
Former gymnast?
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Post by Emma on Sept 11, 2009 11:39:15 GMT -5
Also, from textsfromlastnight.com
(760): I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart (508): These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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Post by dodgy on Sept 11, 2009 12:07:53 GMT -5
Um, motorized wheelchair?? I need more info.
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