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Post by dodgy on Sept 10, 2009 9:14:03 GMT -5
As my Facebook fails me and has started to delete bits of my quotes section when I add new lines, I have nowhere to put these delightful little spouts. But now, with the help of CPOff, I can resume my shady business
Mostly from people's signatures on other forums. So I don't know exactly who said what, sometimes. Like when I'm drunk."People aren't chocolates. Y'know what they are? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
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Post by Turcote on Sept 10, 2009 9:21:51 GMT -5
That's from Scrubs, actually! I love Dr. Cox.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 10, 2009 11:39:58 GMT -5
LOL in that case, I take it back...mehh Scrubs
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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 10, 2009 19:01:42 GMT -5
IDK about Popular sayings but I'm all for a Funny Quotes thread. Today at work a kid very sincerely told me there were robots on the moon, and he had seen them. Another kid told me she had been to the moon. I'm jealous.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 11, 2009 11:31:12 GMT -5
Our drummer has met a kid who has a father who is a...dragon
yeah, true story.
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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 12, 2009 10:20:52 GMT -5
I love random crap kids say. My entire class is completely sure that snails meow, because they do on Spongebob, and clearly Spongebob is a much higher snail authority than I am. They all argued with me about it, it was funny.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 14, 2009 9:12:47 GMT -5
"The most precious gift one human can give another, I believe, is the gift of a third human, such as a prostitute or stripper, for a birthday or something."
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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 15, 2009 19:01:03 GMT -5
My mom last night tells me - "I'm proud to say that I have NEVER had rug burns on my knees!"
Me - "That's going in the quotebook!"
Mom - "But I said I've NEVER had rug burns, you should be proud!"
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Post by Turcote on Sept 15, 2009 19:02:35 GMT -5
HAHAHA, yeah, we keep it classy in this family. And that means no rug burns on the knees, dammit! We gotta have SOME standards.
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Post by Scrumtrulescent on Sept 15, 2009 19:07:33 GMT -5
Actually no, because one of our mom's cousins (NOT a Giver, don't worry! And I just gouged my eyes out for that thought) apparently doesn't qualify in the "never had rug burns" category....yay for TMI.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 16, 2009 5:38:55 GMT -5
Is she hot?
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Post by Turcote on Sept 16, 2009 10:13:31 GMT -5
Yeah, my aunt is pretty hot, actually, not gonna lie.
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Post by dodgy on Sept 17, 2009 4:40:43 GMT -5
Pictures
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Post by dodgy on Sept 23, 2009 11:21:31 GMT -5
"That herpes is pretty fucking adorable."
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